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Celebrate Dad With Jokes, Love, and DIY Fun (Plus 2 Free Printables!)

Printable keepsakes + dad jokes? We're here for it.

By Macaroni KID June 9, 2025

Looking for a heartfelt, yet simple way to celebrate the amazing dad in your child's life? We've got you covered, mama!

Start with our free Father's Day printable — a fun activity for kids to express what makes their dad so special. Add a sprinkle of homemade charm, and top it off with some giggle-worthy dad jokes. It's everything you need for an easy, memorable Father’s Day celebration, no shipping required.


1. Free Father's Day Printables — Two Adorable Versions!

We’ve got not one, but two totally FREE and totally adorable Father's Day printables — so you can choose the one that’s perfect for your child’s age and personality ... or choose both!

For younger kids: A sweet handprint poem keepsake

For older kids: A fill-in-the-blank “All About My Dad” interview sure to elicit some funny answers

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Mom Tip: Print on cardstock, add a drawing or two, and roll it up like a scroll tied with ribbon. These pair perfectly with a handmade card, or any DIY gift your kiddo creates.


2. Want to Make Him Laugh? Share These Jokes!

Give Dad what he truly wants: Permission to laugh at delightfully terrible puns.

These kid-friendly, dad-approved jokes are easy to memorize and perfect for writing in cards, sharing at the dinner table, or turning into a mini comedy show.

Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes:

  • Why did Dad bring a pencil to the party?
    Because he wanted to draw some attention.
  • Why did Dad talk to the refrigerator?
    Because he liked cool conversations.
  • Why did Dad put ketchup on his watch?
    He wanted to ketchup on time.
  • Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one.
  • What do you call a grouper wearing a bowtie?
    So-fish-ticated.
  • Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts.

Want to tease him a bit? Try these...

(But only if he knows you're joking out of love!)

  • What’s Dad’s superhero name?
    Captain Obvious.
  • What do you get when you cross Dad with a joke book?
    Groan-up humor.
  • Why does Dad wear socks with sandals?
    Because fashion is just a suggestion.
  • Why does Dad always pretend to know directions?
    Because the GPS doesn’t understand shortcuts.
  • Why does Dad grunt when he stands up?
    It’s the law of the Dadbod.

3. DIY Gift Idea: Photo Coasters for Dad

We love this thoughtful gift that’s personal, practical, and kid-friendly to make. These DIY photo coasters are the perfect solution — and super affordable!

What You’ll Need:

  • 4x4" ceramic tiles (cheap at most hardware stores!)
  • Photos or kids' artwork, trimmed to tile size
  • Glue stick
  • Mod Podge
  • Small foam brush
  • Felt or self-adhesive felt pads (plus hot glue if using felt)

Instructions:

  1. Use the glue stick to attach a photo or artwork to the front of each tile.
  2. Add felt pads or glue felt squares to the bottom corners to protect surfaces.
  3. Apply 3 thin coats of Mod Podge over the top and sides, waiting 15 minutes between coats. It will dry clear.
  4. Let the coasters dry fully for at least 3 days before using — they’ll feel tacky until fully cured.



This coaster was made seven years ago and continues to be Dad's favorite.โค๏ธ

Whether your kids deliver a keepsake printable, a homemade gift, or just a solid punchline, we hope your Father's Day is filled with laughter and love.


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